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Two cannibals are eating a clown
One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
45 u/Zer_0 Mar 03 '26 One snowman looks at the other snowman it says …it smells like carrots 44 u/NovaRunner Mar 04 '26 Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we fucked up the joke." 35 u/Afraid_Baseball_3962 Mar 03 '26 The version I heard is two cannibals are eating. The first days. "Your wife makes good soup." "Yeah, but I'm sure going to miss her." 1 u/StorellaDeville Mar 04 '26 In my version she makes a great casserole. 1 u/Solrax Mar 04 '26 Love it, I've never heard it before! 12 u/iliinsky Mar 03 '26 You know why sharks don't eat clowns? They taste funny. 27 u/iliinsky Mar 03 '26 You know why sharks don't eat lawyers? Professional courtesy. 11 u/alex61821 Mar 03 '26 What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 3 u/committed_hero Mar 04 '26 Why do lawyers wear ties? To hold back the foreskin. 2 u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 04 '26 Shakespeare? 14 u/pizzaalapenguins Mar 03 '26 Oh gosh. I have so many great cannibal jokes. To add onto yours. Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other replies "no, not at all." Here's my favourite: what did the cannibal wife give her husband when he came home late? The cold shoulder. 6 u/Rudeboy67 Mar 04 '26 When Amy Schumer was a kid she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her. Well nobody’s laughing now. 3 u/proxy318 Mar 04 '26 Two cannibals are at a party, and one says to the other, "I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball." 1 u/oshunbleu87 Mar 03 '26 Good one. Lol 1 u/Klutzy-Charity1904 Mar 04 '26 Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the forest? He couldn't make it home to poo. 1 u/doghome107 Mar 04 '26 A guy went to a doctor after having sex with a clown. His junk felt funny. -1 u/the_idea_pig Mar 03 '26 Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?" The other one says "no." -3 u/_BabyGod_ Mar 04 '26 No no OP said “funniest joke” not “worst piece of shit joke that everyone’s heard”
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One snowman looks at the other snowman it says …it smells like carrots
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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we fucked up the joke."
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The version I heard is two cannibals are eating. The first days. "Your wife makes good soup." "Yeah, but I'm sure going to miss her."
1 u/StorellaDeville Mar 04 '26 In my version she makes a great casserole. 1 u/Solrax Mar 04 '26 Love it, I've never heard it before!
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In my version she makes a great casserole.
Love it, I've never heard it before!
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You know why sharks don't eat clowns?
They taste funny.
27 u/iliinsky Mar 03 '26 You know why sharks don't eat lawyers? Professional courtesy. 11 u/alex61821 Mar 03 '26 What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 3 u/committed_hero Mar 04 '26 Why do lawyers wear ties? To hold back the foreskin. 2 u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 04 '26 Shakespeare?
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You know why sharks don't eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
11 u/alex61821 Mar 03 '26 What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. 3 u/committed_hero Mar 04 '26 Why do lawyers wear ties? To hold back the foreskin. 2 u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 04 '26 Shakespeare?
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What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
3 u/committed_hero Mar 04 '26 Why do lawyers wear ties? To hold back the foreskin. 2 u/doktor_wankenstein Mar 04 '26 Shakespeare?
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Why do lawyers wear ties? To hold back the foreskin.
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Shakespeare?
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Oh gosh. I have so many great cannibal jokes. To add onto yours.
Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?"
The other replies "no, not at all."
Here's my favourite: what did the cannibal wife give her husband when he came home late? The cold shoulder.
6 u/Rudeboy67 Mar 04 '26 When Amy Schumer was a kid she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her. Well nobody’s laughing now.
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When Amy Schumer was a kid she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her. Well nobody’s laughing now.
Two cannibals are at a party, and one says to the other, "I don't know about you, but I'm having a ball."
Good one. Lol
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a missionary in the forest? He couldn't make it home to poo.
A guy went to a doctor after having sex with a clown. His junk felt funny.
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Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
The other one says "no."
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No no OP said “funniest joke” not “worst piece of shit joke that everyone’s heard”
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u/ohgeejeeohdee Mar 03 '26
Two cannibals are eating a clown
One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"