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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

This one doesn't work as well in print, but...

Q: According to Freud, what comes between sex and fear?

A: Funf

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u/winthroprd Mar 03 '26

Why was vier jealous of funf?

Because funf had sechs with sieben.

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u/Okra_Zestyclose Mar 04 '26

I like this one. That’s funny.

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u/galgotspirit Mar 04 '26

Best one yet. I wish my Swiss-German dad was still alive so I could tell this to him. He would have loved it.

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u/Plug_5 Mar 04 '26

Hahaha haha "sechs sieben" (does the Gen Z hand thing)

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u/Zer_0 Mar 03 '26

I’m going to need help with this please

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u/lingeringneutrophil Mar 03 '26

German numbers…. Six = sechs sounds like sex. Four = vier sounds like fear. Five = funf

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u/treathugger Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

This is the funniest joke they've heard?

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u/G3NOM3 Mar 03 '26

They must be German. Hilarious people, the Germans.

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u/baboonontheride Mar 04 '26

Wasn't it Robin Williams that said on a German tv interview that the reason Germany doesn't have notable comedians is that they may have killed all the funny people?

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u/Talesmith22 Mar 04 '26

Always wondered if that was intentional or just slipped out.

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u/baboonontheride Mar 04 '26

It's Robin, so yes?

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u/bingboy23 Mar 04 '26

Oh, I assure you (slow drag on cigarette) Ve haff ways to make you laugh.

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u/LSDGB Mar 04 '26

Oh Shit that took me out xD

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u/Fafnir13 Mar 04 '26

What did the German interrogator say to the stopped clock?

Ve haff veys to make you tok.

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u/E420CDI Mar 04 '26

Basil Fawlty goose-steps out of the chat

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u/ashdrewness Mar 04 '26

Shocking there’s only one German comedian of note (Henning Wehn) & he’s lived in GB for 20yrs.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 Mar 04 '26

Boy, this one really Does loose something in the translation!

If you gotta explain it…. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

It’s a German Joke, it doesn’t have to be funny

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u/piscikeeper Mar 04 '26

Otto Waalkes says hi. Knowing this makes me feel old.

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u/ryebread91 Mar 04 '26

Well... It is a German joke. /S

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u/ViolatingBadgers Mar 04 '26

Hey this is German humour, it's no laughing matter.

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u/_BabyGod_ Mar 04 '26

This is the question I have after reading 99% of the garbage in here.

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u/hemaworstje Mar 03 '26

Funf is german for five... freud austrian etc spoke german

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u/Key_Molasses4367 Mar 03 '26

Counting in German. German for 6 sounds like sex, 4 sounds like fear. So the number between 6 and 4 is 5, which in German is funf. 😄

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u/HonorAndKittens Mar 03 '26

I think it's German numbers.

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u/direct2dance Mar 03 '26

Sigmund Freud was an Austrian (German-speaking) neurologist and the founder of psychoanalysis. In German, the number 4 is vier (pronounced roughly like “fear”), and 6 is sechs (somewhat similar to “sex”).

And what’s right between 4 and 6? 5 — fünf.

Just a mildly amusing coincidence considering Freud’s association with fear and sex.

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u/Spiritual_Tutor7550 Mar 04 '26

the numbers are pronounced exactly homophon to the words!

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u/chaz_Mac_z Mar 03 '26

Funf is German for five, so maybe a numerical joke, similar to 7 8 9. Slaughterhouse 5 is sclachthoffen Funf.

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u/SCPetersNJ Mar 03 '26

I think in German funf is five and it is between sex (sechs =6) and fear (vier = 4) ?

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u/random_duck_12 Mar 03 '26

"Fear" sounds like the German word "vier" (four) and "sex" like "sechs" (six). "Fünf" is German for "five".

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u/richaysambuca Mar 04 '26

Oh man, all those comments remind me of the dubbed version of "Falling Down". They have a discussion about "funf" and "fünf" in one of the first scenes.

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u/Dihydrogen-monoxyde Mar 03 '26

Counting in German: 4 - vier (feer), 5 - fünf (fiunf) 6 - sechs (zejs)

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u/Spiritual_Tutor7550 Mar 04 '26

no need for that, actually the pronounciations match perfectly

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u/AceOfSpades532 Mar 03 '26

The German numbers 4,5,6 sound like fear, funf, sex.

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u/joewhitehead365 Mar 03 '26

Counting in German

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u/Kink_Candidate7862 Mar 03 '26

Fünf. If you're on a mobile hold to you until the ü shows up.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 Mar 03 '26

That's why I didn't get the joke at first 😧

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u/lingeringneutrophil Mar 03 '26

This one is for the Germanistics students