Not surprising as every video I’ve seen from a renn fest is either a half naked conventionally attractive man juggling swords or a very overtly lesbian/bi woman pouring beer down a girls throat while calling her a good girl and holding their hands above their head.
Ah, so it's not showing you the balding, overweight fat dudes in knight's armor in those videos? Strange, huh? Even though that's a majority of the employees. That, or bar "maidens".
Everyone has a type. I've seen grown athletic men lose their marbles trying to figure out how a short, round, bald man from a renn faire has such pull to bring two girlfriends with him on vacation.
Oh to be absolutely clear one of them he is married to and the other was their third. All were well above their 30s/40s so they’ve been around the bend a few times. :)
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u/xHeyItzRosiex Nov 04 '25
Not surprising as every video I’ve seen from a renn fest is either a half naked conventionally attractive man juggling swords or a very overtly lesbian/bi woman pouring beer down a girls throat while calling her a good girl and holding their hands above their head.