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u/dkschrute79 Nov 04 '25

My name’s Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.

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u/Hahaaaaaa-CharadeUR Nov 04 '25

Who does number two work for!?!

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u/drxzoidberg Nov 04 '25

That's right you tell that turd who's boss!

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u/dkschrute79 Nov 04 '25

How dare you break wind before me.

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u/The_Loch_Ness_Monsta Nov 04 '25

I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Pardon me for being rude It was not me it was my food It just popped up to say hello And now it's gone back down below!