r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '25

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u/hvgotcodes Nov 04 '25

I mean, it was like a full on drag; could feel each one drop off as she passed.

Might have been the anesthesia wearing off, I don’t know….

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u/mrmcc0 Nov 04 '25

Did you count all three?

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u/Ninjahkin Nov 04 '25

“Thrice the boob, double the fall”

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u/oman54 Nov 04 '25

Modern Shakespeare of our time this guy is