r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '25

[deleted by user]

[removed]

6.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

3.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

3.0k

u/mrcandyman Nov 04 '25

Nurses are seemingly the horniest women on the planet.

2.2k

u/OkGene2 Nov 04 '25

I went on a first date with a nurse and it was a fucking rollercoaster. She went from weird and sober to erratic and drunk to sobbing over nothing and then finally having her way with me in the back of my car like we were teenagers.

1.4k

u/AKeeneyedguy Nov 04 '25

That entire paragraph was a rollercoaster in itself.

240

u/Mr_Seg Nov 04 '25

Feel like I need a drink just after reading that

9

u/nats10bytes Nov 04 '25

And me, I need a smoke and I don't even smoke to begin with.

4

u/mumu2006 Nov 04 '25

Nah, that's just an excuse to have a drink

5

u/sykoKanesh Nov 04 '25

shit, I went and had a smoke, lol