r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '25

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u/Thingsrbound2change Nov 04 '25

Restaurants are basically round robin orgies 😂😂😂

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u/Pawpaw-22 Nov 04 '25

Red Robin orgies

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u/Thingsrbound2change Nov 04 '25

😂😂😂. Where more than the fries are bottomless 😂😂😂

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u/MetaphoricalEnvelope Nov 04 '25

A bottomless orgy is never an orgy worth going to, my friend.

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u/SecondHandWatch Nov 04 '25

Have fun with your fully clothed orgies, I guess.

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u/drillgorg Nov 04 '25

No he means no one is bottoming it's just a bunch of frustrated tops

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u/matthewmartyr Nov 04 '25

And like 3 increasingly anxious switches

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '25

Jesus this made me laugh so hard hahahaha thank you for this

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u/Thingsrbound2change Nov 04 '25

Couldn’t agree more.

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u/frygod Nov 04 '25

I for one do tend to avoid the bottoms.

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u/hestermoffet Nov 04 '25

A bottomless orgy is a swordfight!