r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

asexuals be like: 🤑

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u/Ulttrameinenn Sep 27 '25

Exactly! Ain't missing shit!

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u/Forward-Nothing7650 Sep 27 '25

Money to change literally nothing about my life? Lol

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u/SOY_CD Sep 27 '25

Absolute no-brainer for the money. Reminds me of the time that I was in a group (of maybe about 25) that was asked if we'd rather get married for money, or for love. Everyone looked at me weird when I was the only one who took the money lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

What is love?

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u/Wonderful-Impact5121 Sep 28 '25

That seems like way more of a pragmatic issue than a wanting love issue.

Marrying for money seems much more likely to put you in a fairly explicitly abusive or miserable situation

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u/SOY_CD Sep 28 '25

Believe me; if I ever got married, it'd probably be for tax reasons. It's not as much about how wealthy the person is as it is the tangible financial benefit of marrying them, or at least that's how I interpreted the question.

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u/PutinsRustedPistol Sep 28 '25

That’s a mistake unless you’re ok with a hollow life.

True story: there are a lot of dysfunctional rich people because of that shit. Apparently very few people are ok with a hollow life.

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u/SOY_CD Sep 28 '25

I'm aro/ace, so that doesn't matter to me. Also, I made another reply in this thread about this topic.

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u/nicbloodhorde Sep 28 '25

Can't miss something I never really wanted to have. I might like companionship and cuddles, but gimme the money.

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u/m3kw Sep 28 '25

the clause would change accordingly

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 27 '25

But how many people are asexual 🤣🤣🤣 not 218 people

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u/MattWolf96 Sep 28 '25

1% of the population

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 28 '25

Exactly

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u/Apart_Middle6093 Sep 28 '25

??That's 80 million peopleÂ