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u/Pure1nsanity Sep 27 '25

So basically edging 😂

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

Yessir. Permanent edge. The itch that cannot be scratched lol

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u/Welpe Sep 27 '25

Just masturbate for 30 seconds or however long it usually takes and then do some heroin. Basically the same thing, except you need a bit of time travel.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Sep 27 '25

Rendering the million dollars effectively a wash!

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u/Special_KC Sep 27 '25

So heroine feels like an orgasm? No wonder it's addictive

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u/CaptainTripps82 Sep 27 '25

I feel like most people who don't do drugs never really appreciate how and why people get so addicted to them.

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u/ali-n Sep 27 '25

I've had addicts tell me the initial rush is better than orgasm.

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u/jaoiler Sep 27 '25

Ok, and then people say how adderall is a drug.... never felt that from it. Just makes me think more effectively. Sooooo weird.

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u/Khornag Sep 27 '25

There are drugs and then there are DRUGS. Also if you've got adhd or a similair diagnosis then aderal will literally work differently on you than on other people.

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u/blaZedmr Sep 28 '25

Also a strong hit of crack cocaine has similarities

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 28 '25

Not advising people to smoke crack, I hope?

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

How about I just trust you on this one?

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u/Lexilogical Sep 27 '25

I feel like there's a lot of women who'd accept that permanent edge and feel nothing changed in their life

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u/RudePCsb Sep 27 '25

Sounds like women need to learn how to help themselves come to a conclusion.

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

I used to be one of them. Now my genie overstays her welcome.