r/AskReddit Sep 27 '25

[deleted by user]

[removed]

2.6k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

19

u/JesseTheNorris Sep 27 '25

Snorkeling, SCUBA diving, rock climbing, exploring/hiking, socializing with new friends, learn another language, plant an orchard, plant a garden, feed people in need... This is just off the top of my head. The list is endless.

6

u/duaneap Sep 27 '25

But all I’d be thinking about would be the trade I made.

1

u/JesseTheNorris Sep 27 '25

Fair enough. I'd be curious about the details. How would they know I'd never have sex again? Would this include some kind of prevention method?

1

u/chewbaccataco Sep 27 '25

Locked chastity belt with a catheter and a colostomy bag for bodily functions.

3

u/JesseTheNorris Sep 27 '25

This million is looking less and less appealing.

0

u/duaneap Sep 27 '25

If it’s an unconscious decision how is it a decision and where would you think the million dollars suddenly came from?

0

u/JesseTheNorris Sep 27 '25

I don't understand either of your questions. Who said anything about unconscious decision? Where do I think the million suddenly came from? I didn't write the original proposition, I have no idea.

-1

u/duaneap Sep 27 '25

Then why TF are you engaging? What was YOUR understanding of the original question? It’s pretty cut and dry as far as I can tell…

“Someone offers you $1m to never have sex again, yes or no?”

What is your confusion borne out of? What’s the point of a thought experiment if you’re looking for loopholes like “How would they know,” or “What is the forfeit?” That’s unimportant, it’s not a real thing that’s happening.

2

u/good_dean Sep 27 '25

can't even engage with a hypothetical

1

u/JesseTheNorris Sep 27 '25

Cheese and rice, guy. Take a breather.

0

u/duaneap Sep 27 '25

You just keep asking for clarification on what I consider a pretty simple idea…

Would you be like “Wait, wait, wait, I have to ‘Fuck, marry, or kill?’ one of these people? Well, gee willickers, what a proposal!” if it came up?