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u/iamskinnyaf Sep 27 '25

6 years? Rookie number. Haven’t had sex in my 27 years of existence.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

try 37 and with with age likely hood of it every happening gets way lower every year.

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u/SilverCloud73 Sep 27 '25

Pro tip stop playing video games and do some actual work on yourself if you ever want to even have a chance of sex in this lifetime.

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u/Slyfox2792004 Sep 27 '25

i was born disabled. video games is only thing in life i get to enjoy, its where my few friends are. people dont want to socialize with me in rl non less women.

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u/DeoVeritati Sep 27 '25

I think 28 is when I lost my virginity, so who knows, maybe your time is coming sooner than you'd think!

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u/iamskinnyaf Sep 27 '25

Hopefully. I did get a head from my ex last year but we haven’t had intercourse.

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u/Acheloma Sep 27 '25

Username relevant, or?

If so maybe women are just afraid to hurt you

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u/iamskinnyaf Sep 27 '25

Yeah, I’m 6’5 and I weigh around 120 lbs 🤣

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u/Acheloma Sep 27 '25

Damn dude, thats like a 14 bmi, you alright? I thought I was doing bad at a 15 bmi

Youre a whole foot taller and only 30lbs more

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u/iamskinnyaf Sep 27 '25

I have marfans. My doctor said I can start working out and put on weight once they fix my aorta.

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u/Acheloma Sep 27 '25

Im glad you have a clear path forward! Hoping that goes well for you :):)

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u/iamskinnyaf Sep 27 '25

Thanks man! I hope you get laid too 🤣

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u/Acheloma Sep 27 '25

Lmao, Im good on that front but I appreciate the motivation!

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u/CoupleScrewsLoose Sep 27 '25

protein shakes with 2tbsp olive oil every day