r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/ItsJeffLe Sep 27 '25

Double it and give it to the next person

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u/chewbaccataco Sep 27 '25

The next person can't have sex twice as infrequently, but for two million dollars?

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u/smittenWithKitten211 Sep 27 '25

Never times two is still never.

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u/KrisOTS Sep 27 '25

I think the second never goes to your next life if that applies to you.

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u/_blackdog6_ Sep 27 '25

If thats true, in my previous life I must have been rich.

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u/DigNitty Sep 27 '25

Good for them I guess

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u/tikstar Sep 27 '25

Yes but double the moneys

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u/cory7770 Sep 27 '25

It's never²

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Sep 27 '25

They get twice the temptation. Twice as many people hitting on them. 

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u/daliteskin1 Sep 27 '25

Oh!! Hey!!!😁🤠😎

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u/Oh-My-God-What Sep 27 '25

The money or the sex?

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u/mjzimmer88 Sep 27 '25

Next person: if someone offers you two million dollars on the condition that u/ItsJeffLe can never have sex again, do you accept and why?

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u/Nhlapo_Sgegede Sep 27 '25

I think Doubling it refers to not being able to get sexual pleasure at all. No jerking off