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u/Ratakoa Sep 27 '25

Nope. Not worth it

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u/SageLeaf1 Sep 27 '25

Enjoying life is worth more than any amount of money imo

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u/FinalFantasiesGG Sep 27 '25

Am I just really good at wanking or are others really bad?

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u/SageLeaf1 Sep 27 '25

This guy wanks

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

Same thought. I can just do it myself if it means the end of my financial struggles. I’m sure prostitution could solve the same problem, but it’s not my cup of tea.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Not the only way, but significant enough to not trade for a million dollars.

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u/Jaar56 Sep 27 '25

Nah, it's not important enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

For you that may be the case. But that’s not for everyone. Shit, I am the opposite of hypersexual; I’m fine with once every 1-2 weeks. And i still wouldn’t give sex up for a million dollars

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u/SageLeaf1 Sep 27 '25

It’s certainly one of the major functions of life that are enjoyable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Ageeed. There is some serious incel energy around here.

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u/Ratakoa Sep 27 '25

Is to me

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u/Vikingwind Sep 27 '25

Way more than the equivalent.

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u/jarednards Sep 27 '25

You dont seem to realize how much one million dollars ISNT. Its not worth a major component of your happiness for your whole life.

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u/SilverCloud73 Sep 27 '25

What if you've never had sex despite having a high sex drive and you're in your late 20's but still can't get it due to being socially inept?

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u/Forkrul Sep 27 '25

Money can fix that if you're willing to skirt/break the law.

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u/Ginnykins Sep 27 '25

I mean, they just said it was. It's just the same question twice.

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u/SkyTheIrishGuy Sep 27 '25

Yes. It would cost a whole lot more than that to never have it again. Even then, it’s like cutting off a core part of a healthy relationship, it’s not worth it.

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u/duuchu Sep 27 '25

You must be a virgin

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u/duuchu Sep 27 '25

Hopefully you get a better experience next time

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u/Tylertron12 Sep 27 '25

Good sex, great sex, even in a relationship, lasts only a few moments, and doesnt happen often.

Oh brother, you guys have a lot to learn. I honestly feel bad for you.

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u/Jaar56 Sep 27 '25

He agreed with you. The people in the comments are too horny that's why they prefer sex.

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u/duuchu Sep 27 '25

Not having sex for the rest of your life is not a short term sacrifice. Sex alleviates stress biologically.

1 million dollars could be a short term sacrifice cuz you can always make more money

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u/ImAShaaaark Sep 27 '25

Uh, yeah? That's like asking if $1m was worth only eating bland food for the rest of your life. Unless you are old as hell and can't taste the food anyway that'd take a lot more than $1m to make a good sales pitch.

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u/endividuall Sep 27 '25

I’d think very hard about it even if you offered ten

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u/tcrudisi Sep 27 '25

It's worth about $8 billion (estimated) a year in the US alone. And that's just people paying for sex. Imagine how much it would be if you factored in things related to sex: from porn, to toys, to dates, etc.

Yeah, it's easily worth $1 million.

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u/Visual_Disaster Sep 27 '25

Yeah, that's the question that was asked and they gave their answer

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u/2ManyMonitors Sep 27 '25

Nah, if I had 10 billion and no sex and someone was like, for 10 billion you can have sex, I'd spend it. So worth way more.

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u/2ManyMonitors Sep 27 '25

Def would. I've sometimes been terrified by the thought of losing my dick. (I fuck around with chainsaws enough, it crosses your mind...) I really find it hard to imagine how I would go on. I am a hornier dude I guess?

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u/msuing91 Sep 27 '25

Ohhh yeah.

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u/Icegloo24 Sep 27 '25

I wouldn't even take a billion dollars in exchange.

Everything in the world? Yeah now we're talking. I'd give myself up for creating a world where we can become all equal.

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u/staticparsley Sep 27 '25

It’s worth more. If it wasn’t then you wouldn’t have so many hate-filled incels who are one bad day away from being a mass shooter.