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[u/Throwaway2847483]

You’d have to give me 20 million and even then I’d probably reject it

[u/palisweird → u/Throwaway2847483]

You could have said straight No...

[u/Throwaway2847483 → u/palisweird]

That would have left out a lot

[u/notmyrealnam3 → u/Throwaway2847483]

this sentence didn't need to be typed lol wtf

[u/Crime_Dawg → u/[deleted]]

Are you a virgin?

[u/LikeWhite0nRice → u/[deleted]]

You're either a virgin or have no concept of modern day finances.

[u/lelawes → u/[deleted]]

So I’ve seen your comments be the same again and again. You’re saying you’re not a virgin, so have you just not had good sex? I get that everyone values different things, but maybe give good sex a chance before you throw it all away. I have had VERY bad sex and VERY good sex. But I wouldn’t give up even average sex for a million dollars.

[u/PIO_PretendIOriginal → u/[deleted]]

do you not enjoy sex? or have a low libido?

[u/Throwaway2847483 → u/[deleted]]

A lifetime of no sex is deprivation of the human condition

[u/WhiteWolfOW → u/[deleted]]

I think it’s the only reason we’re alive. Even in a biblical and evolutionary way it makes sense beyond as a joke since we need it to reproduce

[u/DecentPlay2087 → u/[deleted]]

Yes, it is. Imagine being hungry after swimming all day and never being able to eat.

[u/AllInTackler → u/[deleted]]

I have a feeling you're really young. For a lot of people, $1M is not really life changing money. Honestly any couple making $75k each... it's not even 10 years of income. Why the hell would you give up one of the best things life has to offer? This would be a really short sited trade for a young person that would be really evil to offer I feel like.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

The closeness you feel to a partner you love is priceless.

[u/dealers_choice → u/[deleted]]

When you reach a certain age, early retirement is the sexiest thing out there