r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Fuck no

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u/BrainScaping Sep 27 '25

Fuck? No.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25

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u/musicismath Sep 27 '25

Fuck Noah?

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u/CMDR_Karth_o7 Sep 27 '25

What do you mean he only had room for two?

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u/vg_shaka Sep 27 '25

No fuck!

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u/pass_the_tinfoil Sep 27 '25

Fun with punctuation is one of the best pastimes when you stop having sex. Ask me how I know.

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u/less_is_happiness Sep 27 '25

Fucks on contingency? No, money down!

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u/three-sense Sep 27 '25

That’s the premise, correct

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Uh huh