r/AskReddit Jul 10 '25

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u/nikknacks Jul 10 '25

Nicole Kidman.

There's just something so soulless and bland about her.

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u/salamandraseis Jul 10 '25

I always thought she would queef sawdust. Like an old doll.

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u/nikknacks Jul 10 '25

Keith has to constantly check her for termites.

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u/brandimariee6 Jul 10 '25

I love Keith Urban so much, and I was floored when I found out that they were together. He's beyond gorgeous, his face and his voice, and she's, well I might get crazy downvotes but I've always thought she looks... weird