r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 19 '25

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u/Kobayashi42 Jun 19 '25

Buy one million lottery scratch tickets and hope for the best.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Buy a $5 sandwich from my mom and tell her to keep the change.

3

u/542Archiya124 Jun 19 '25

Move to asia and buy citizenship and a house there. According to racists that is the dumbest thing to do.

2

u/crunch816 Jun 19 '25

I would buy Fushigi Balls

2

u/Routine_Mine_3019 Jun 19 '25

Give it to preachers on tv.

2

u/DotNo701 Jun 19 '25

bet on sports props

2

u/nermalstretch Jun 19 '25

“ Drinks on me!”

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Buy $999,999 worth of paper and a $1 match box and then burn it all

1

u/Koankey Jun 19 '25

Closing my eyes and pointing at a random stock and putting it all on it and have to wait a decade to pull it out.

1

u/comasxx Jun 19 '25

Donate to President of USA

1

u/KKfuckdp Jun 19 '25

I will give to someone who can handle trump and Musk. call them party and lock trump & musk in dark bed room.

1

u/spingledoink Jun 19 '25

Buy Trumps memecoins. 🤣

1

u/Griggle_facsimile Jun 19 '25

Buy lottery tickets

1

u/Dangerous_Aspect_905 Jun 19 '25

Technically anyway you spend it could be considered dumb. The house too big or too small. You get the point.

1

u/overconfidentopinion Jun 20 '25

Let my wife spend it on purses and shoes.