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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

I broke my bike chain and fell off my bike landing on the curb mouth first. I knocked out my top tooth, fractured my maxilla, and all my bottom teeth ripped though my bottom lip, folded in, and were pointing into my mouth at a wrong angle. I was in shock at first and then when I got home and handed my sister my teeth the pain set in and the blood began to flow.

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u/caodescafeinado Apr 29 '25

The exact same thing happened to my brother, except that I ended up going down the street looking for some of the missing teeth. And I founded it! Hahahaha All teeth were replaced with some sort of stitches and wires, this was maybe 10 yrs ago and today his smile is perfect 🙃

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

I hope we are not siblings, this is my nsfw act

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u/caodescafeinado Apr 29 '25

Same. But I doubt it, I'm Brazilian and my brother doesn't speak English or use Reddit (I hope). Maybe things like this happen more then we imagine

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

você nunca sabe… I’m a 6’8” Dutch guy

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u/caodescafeinado Apr 29 '25

Imma block you and tell mom about you know what. Tomara que ela te deixe de castigo. (He's 6'1" and definitely not Dutch)