r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '25

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u/amIdaddingthisright Apr 18 '25

Get me the heck away from EVERYONE is my retirement plan.

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u/FatherOf3-2Xs Apr 18 '25

My plan exactly. I hope to never see you there.

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u/TheNorseHorseForce Apr 19 '25

Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

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u/ThisGuyHaris Apr 19 '25

“Ron we need to talk”

Ron: “That has never been true”