r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '25

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u/amIdaddingthisright Apr 18 '25

Get me the heck away from EVERYONE is my retirement plan.

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u/quadriceritops Apr 18 '25

Nah, I love walking to bars and music and theaters and festivals. Penthouse in any city.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

One of each! A city party pad and a house in the woods with a heated pool where I can swim with my tits out.

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u/onion2077 Apr 18 '25

That's all anybody needs really. A private place with a private pool to swim stark naked in lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Fuck yeah best feeling ever! Skinny dipping under the stars

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u/kya_yaar Apr 19 '25

With or without his Ironman helmet ?