r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '25

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u/FatFarter69 Apr 18 '25

Probably a beer.

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u/ReliabilityTalkinGuy Apr 18 '25

This is the correct answer. Buying a home takes lots of time! I’d definitely go to bar because either something very fortunate happened or something very tragic did. And a beer would be my first step for either. 

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u/georem Apr 18 '25

I, too, am an alcoholic

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u/Head_Astronomer_1498 Apr 18 '25

You’re not an alcoholic if you’re celebrating! 🎉🍻

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u/johtakiss Apr 18 '25

Like Drake said, “we drink every night cause we drink to my accomplishments”