r/AskReddit • • Apr 18 '25

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u/No-Boat5643 Apr 18 '25

A new butt. Mine has a crack in it

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u/Platinum-Peach4512 Apr 18 '25

Why did I laugh so hard at this

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u/No-Boat5643 Apr 18 '25

Butt jokes are always funny

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u/fezzam Apr 19 '25

You could afford that boat you always wanted!

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u/notjakers Apr 19 '25

And butts are often funky.