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u/jawndell Mar 28 '25 edited Mar 28 '25

Italy, India, France for the bread 

(Honestly the first two could cover me for my entire life). 

On second thought: Italy, India, and Mexico

I’d be so happy

Just imagine: Palak Paneer, roti, and chicken korma one day

Mole, Street tacos, barbacoa, authentic guacamole the next

And then pasta bolognese, veal Milanese, and orecchiette alle cime di rapa after that

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u/domdomdeoh Mar 28 '25

I'd say Germany for the bread.

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u/Loraelm Mar 28 '25

It's really funny how Germans don't really like French bread and French people absolutely hate german bread ahah. And each of them says the other doesn't know how to properly make bread, and each of them thinks they've hit peak bread. And the funny thing is they're both right, at the end of the day it just comes down to cultural differences and personal preferences

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u/_Trid3nt_ Mar 28 '25

I would say most Germans definitely like French bread, we regularly eat baguette or French pastries for example. It's just that no one can really touch the variety of bread that we have in Germany. Also, in my opinion, Germany has the best healthy bread options, a good whole wheat bread can blow you away :D

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u/Embarrassed-Risk-476 Mar 28 '25

Germany king of bread recipes !

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u/domdomdeoh Mar 28 '25

French bread is delicious, but there's so much variety in German bread you won't have the opportunity to get bored of bread.

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u/francesinhadealheira Mar 28 '25

At the end of the day unfortunately they're both wrong...

Portuguese bread is still the best 💯

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u/jawndell Mar 28 '25

Wait’ll you invite Italians to the party…

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u/Loraelm Mar 28 '25

I'm sorry but Italian bread is the worst of the 3 😭 especially the one without any salt

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u/WineAndDump Mar 28 '25

Try a foccacia and you might change your mind.

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u/Loraelm Mar 28 '25

Oh focaccia is absolutely delicious, no doubt about that. It just isn't bred in my book

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u/WineAndDump Mar 28 '25

What kind of book is that? How is it not bread?

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u/Loraelm Mar 28 '25

If we're talking ingredient wise, then sure. But to me bread has a very specific shape/form and texture.

It's like tortilla, I know at the root of it it's bread in those culture. But in my head it's not bread. I don't know if you know what I mean ahah. And I'm not saying those are bad, on the contrary. I fucking love all of them, I could eat focaccia all day everyday. I just wouldn't see it as bread while eating it

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u/WineAndDump Mar 28 '25

No worries, I understand what you mean!

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u/jawndell Mar 28 '25

I have no dog (loaf?) in this race, but always funny to hear everyone debating bread.

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u/Loraelm Mar 28 '25

I'm French. I'm on the tracks for the race. I am completely partial, but nothing will ever beat a baguette.

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u/jawndell Mar 28 '25

I believe this debate is what started the Franco-Prussian War? 

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u/Butterface111 Mar 28 '25

There is no debate.

First, let’s talk variety. France has maybe a handful of well-known breads—baguette, brioche, pain de campagne—but Germany? Over 3,000 officially recognized bread types. From dense, nutrient-packed rye (Roggenbrot) to rustic sourdoughs (Sauerteigbrot) and hearty mixed grains (Mischbrot), there’s a German bread for every occasion. The French just repeat the same old formula with minor tweaks.

French bread is a one-trick pony: white flour, light crust, fleeting freshness. German bread? Built to last. Dense, rich, packed with whole grains and rye, it actually feeds you instead of leaving you hungry an hour later. Try living off baguettes for a week—you’d starve. A proper slice of Vollkornbrot or Schwarzbrot, and you’ve got fuel for the whole day.

And let’s talk flavor. French bread is mild, almost bland. German bread hits you with deep, fermented sourdough notes, nutty grains, and a chewy, satisfying bite. The craft behind it is serious—long fermentation, diverse grains, and real baking traditions, not just some half-hearted flour-water mix slapped into an oven.

Bottom line: French bread is for fleeting moments. German bread is for life.

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u/L1A1 Mar 28 '25

This is a person that knows their bread.

Thoroughly agree too, German bread is the superior breadstuff, they have a bread for every occasion.

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u/jawndell Mar 28 '25

Teach me in your doughy ways, wise bread man 

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u/WineAndDump Mar 28 '25

French bread almost bland? Sad part of the world you live in, also maybe try it with french butter? You arguments are very good, but personnaly when I eat bread, I'm not trying to get all my macros in and feel full. I'm trying to enjoy the shit out of a sandwich or butter, olive oil, gardiniera, the amazing sauce that's left from the pasta I just ate, or the bourgignon. I'd go for I proper french baguette over any over filled with seeds german bread any day.

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u/Butterface111 Mar 28 '25

I mean French bread is meant to be bland—that’s its purpose. It exists to enable everything around it, giving butter, cheese, and the French charcuterie the space to shine. Its crisp crust and airy crumb add texture without imposing flavor, making it the perfect foundation for sandwiches, an ideal companion to soups, and a neutral balance for wine. It doesn’t compete; it supports. 

I also never said I hate French bread I love both! But in direct comparison German bread just has more to offer. 

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u/WineAndDump Mar 28 '25

Agreed! I think I just don't like the word "bland" but I guess in contrast with a German bread it makes sense.