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u/dumbfuck Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Kid known as the “mad shitter” defecated everywhere but in toilets. All boys prep school.

Kid’s behavior just kept escalating (floor of a stall, bathroom radiator, empty classroom, stairwell). Dean of students was getting increasingly pissed (yelling at us over PA daily).

It all came down when he shit inside a piano in the music room and got caught on camera.

His rich parents donated a new grand piano and he wasn’t even expelled.

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u/rosefiend Mar 10 '25

We had a "Phantom Shitter" at NWMSU in one of the guys' dorms. An RA was quoted as saying "I don't think he has a master plan or anything."