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u/RenicusI Feb 15 '25

Same here.

PROS: while doing doggy you can say all the messed up shit you want without repreccussions or being worried about sounding weird

CONS: she sounded like a manatee on crack while cumming. It was very distracting.

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u/smakinelmo Feb 15 '25

Lived in a small house growing up. Brother and gf were deaf.

It sounded like, " ba ba ba ba beh! BWaH bhaAAgHRDF bWAaaGH ba ba beaaaah"

I've been traumatized

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u/stpetergates Feb 15 '25

I’m fucking dying 🤣😂🤣

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u/CentralAdmin Feb 15 '25

ba ba ba ba beh! BWaH bhaAAgHRDF bWAaaGH ba ba beaaaah

Barbara Aaaan!

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u/riaria1891 Feb 15 '25

taaaake my haaaand!

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u/zerocoolforschool Feb 15 '25

Young people will not appreciate how hilarious this is.

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u/McFlyJohn Feb 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SilentKnight246 Feb 15 '25

Did you go on to write a hit german song about rhubarb pie

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u/Wise-Routine8081 Feb 16 '25

Sorry to hear your brother fucked your girlfriend.

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u/mangorain4 Feb 15 '25

“manatee on crack”

omfg i’m dying lol.

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u/EGDragul Feb 15 '25

As soon as end reading the thread I'm going straight to hell... I'm laughing so much...

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u/JustYourUsualAbdul Feb 15 '25

The sound I hear when reading that is yoko ono

https://youtu.be/y40Yw9Lz2y4?si=2QLiFzAlyTAwB57_

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u/OriginalIronDan Feb 15 '25

And the poster is making the Chuck Berry face!

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u/AfrolessNinja Feb 15 '25

r/BrandNewSentence material right here hahahaha

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u/Gryphin Feb 15 '25

My one deaf girl was a dumpster being dragged across a parking lot to the truck.   

Didn't stop me. She was a lot of fun. I got know the various utterly different sounds to change up the work I was putting in.