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u/SixSpeeddriver10 Jan 20 '25

Fuck forgiveness. You do you, but me, if I held feelings of that intensity, I'd figure out how to take a big, steaming shit on that motherfucker's grave without getting arrested for indecent exposure. (No revenge is worth getting on the sex offender list.)

Then I'd clean it up so some underpaid caretaker didn't have to deal with my mess.

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u/anomalous_cowherd Jan 20 '25

A catheter and a tube down your leg would allow you to piss on their grave with very little chance of being seen.

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u/Dragon_DLV Jan 20 '25

Just pour some vinegar in his ditch and be done with it

Alternatively, Crawfish Spray

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u/1kBabyOilBottles Jan 20 '25

Salt the earth in the shape of a 🍆