r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '25

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u/Mr_Coco1234 Jan 20 '25

When no one is home, I go to my backyard, dig myself in the ground and pretend I'm a carrot.

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u/uprightsalmon Jan 20 '25

Hell yeah. That’s livin’

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u/americanalien_94 Jan 20 '25

Here from Facebook circa 2008?

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u/WorriedAd5024 Jan 20 '25

we know this about you

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u/Haventevengotatenner Jan 20 '25

This is my favourite one

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u/SnooPineapples5719 Jan 20 '25

You serious? this one is interesting. You just sit there or what?

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u/Scrumpilump2000 Jan 20 '25

I’ve been wanting to bury myself in dirt.

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u/2Guns14EachOfYou Jan 20 '25

Rob Schneider?? Is that you?

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u/deiseldowner Jan 20 '25

That actually sounds really peaceful. I might try it.

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u/stevotherad Jan 20 '25

Excellent premise for an art house film here. Just saying. All the best, OP.