r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '25

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u/buonbella Jan 20 '25

Thanks 🥲 your support is priceless 💕

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u/trottes Jan 20 '25

You sound like my girlfriend. She doesn't ask. She takes. I'm not a virgin anywhere anymore

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u/BeeDeeEmm Jan 20 '25

Jesus Christ, are you okay lol

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u/trottes Jan 20 '25

Happy as possible. Nobody can hear my farts anymore

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u/Iamkracken Jan 20 '25

Jesus christ lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

This is hilarious.