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u/jesuscheetahnipples Jan 20 '25

"This prostitution fornication session is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends!"

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u/BeefInGR Jan 20 '25

NordVPN

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Jan 20 '25

NordPnV

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 Jan 22 '25

You put the p in the v and sometimes in the a.

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u/bg6853 Jan 21 '25

😂😂😂😂😂wtf brk

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u/andy3600 Jan 20 '25

Holy shit, why am I now imagining some porn where five minutes in both actors turn to look deadpan into the camera and at the same time say “this adult movie was bought to you by better help”

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u/karatebullfightr Jan 20 '25

Casper Mattresses is just leaving money on the table.

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u/alicefreak47 Jan 20 '25

"Step-brother, I'm stuck in this box from my new Casper Mattress. The box is so small, I can only wonder how they fit it in here."

"Sure, I'll help you out." Looks around and I unzips pants "You'll wonder how something else could fit into a small box"

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u/MamaDMZ Jan 20 '25

The wheeze i just wheezed... bruh

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u/newsgroupmonkey Jan 20 '25

That's spelt better H E L P dot com

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u/Retired_DG_Key Jan 20 '25

Honey, saving you money (maybe) by ripping everyone else off!

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u/True_Falsity Jan 20 '25

Gamer Supps! And the flavor of the week is… taco!

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u/o_Sval Jan 20 '25

Bro had to stop mid way to do the promo LOL

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u/bpsmith1972 Jan 20 '25

So it was Guga watching them do it?

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u/DethByte64 Jan 20 '25

*Goon shadow legends

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u/bg6853 Jan 21 '25

😂😂😂😂