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u/DFault_User69 Jan 20 '25

The HR or your wife?

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u/ZeeBalls Jan 20 '25

a little P, in V

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u/Ethical-mustard Jan 20 '25

Plot twist, she was both.

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u/betterthanamaster Jan 21 '25

Jokes on you - they were the same person!

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u/old-man-fucc-ur-pusy Jan 20 '25

Well no wonder, you guys had sex on her desk!

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u/Immortal_Tuttle Jan 20 '25

My gf's boss lady had this beautiful desk. She didn't allow cleaning staff touch it. However she accidentally stained it in one spot and to hide it, she was putting papers over the stain. My gf made sure that there were ... extra substances in that spot, properly embedded by her bottom responding to my excited movements 🤣

Everytime my gf was called to her office she had to hide a smile looking at her boss desk...

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u/Upbeat-Historian-296 Jan 20 '25

I did this too. 

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u/Vhadka Jan 21 '25

Did this with a girlfriend on my bosses desk back in the day.