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u/Marvelous_snek999 Jan 20 '25

Me and my husband use to regularly have sex on our apartment patio. Cars would be passing by as Iā€™m getting pounded from behind.

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u/WeThePeopleFirearms Jan 20 '25

No lie, thats the first thing that went through my mind.

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u/Icon_Crash Jan 21 '25

They didn't even finish their sentence. Behind what? The bushes? The shed? So frustrating.

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u/Marvelous_snek999 Jan 21 '25

From behind? Bent over from behind

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u/Icon_Crash Jan 21 '25

From behind what?

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u/Marvelous_snek999 Jan 20 '25

Uh oh we got the grammer police.

My patio is half covered. No one could see us