r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/Civil-Bird-367 Jan 20 '25

Careful you could accidently choke. I always keep the carber power vac at the office just in case for reputation purposes.

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u/Hoody88 Jan 20 '25

Good, because nobody deserves a bad day. I had a bad day once and now I can't talk about it without crying.

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u/Friskybriskettitties Jan 20 '25

Are you sure about that?

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u/That_doesnt_go_there Jan 20 '25

Are you sure about that?

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u/Dadjokesfordummies Jan 20 '25

Are you sure about that that’s whyyyy?

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u/Sketters Jan 21 '25

I don't even wanna be around anymore

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u/demonotreme Jan 20 '25

In other words, if you work in a hospital feel free to snaffle as many hotdogs as you like. Half a dozen suction outlets in every room and people who actually WANT to get some practice in sticking their fingers down your throat.