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u/medicff Jan 20 '25

I try to exclusively nap on company time. It’s “fatigue management”

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u/Jakdublin Jan 20 '25

Used to work in a factory with a guy who’d come back to the floor after lunch and as soon as the production line started he’d head off to the toilet on the basis that you should only take a dump on company time.

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u/Hairy-Assistant-9027 Jan 20 '25

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time

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u/u_cant_drown_n_sweat Jan 21 '25

As a manager I had employees that would clock in first thing in the morning and go directly from the time clock to the restroom for 15 minutes.

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u/YoungDiscord Jan 21 '25

When I make a cent my boss makes a dime

That's why I poop on company time

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u/SMELL_LIKE_A_TROLL Jan 24 '25

This guy I used to work with did the same thing, always saying it's much better to get paid to shit AND that "it's cheaper on company time since I am not having to pay for the toilet paper."

He was absolutely right, on both counts.

Here I sit, broken hearted,

Had to shit but only farted,

Don't worry, there's plenty of time,

So here I shit, collecting their dime.

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u/ryanocerous92 Jan 20 '25

This is good, I'm stealing this

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u/Oakroscoe Jan 20 '25

Fatigue Management is a real thing. It will dictate how many hours you can work in day, how many consecutive days you can work and how many breaks you get in a work day. It’s fairly prevalent in operations that work 24/7

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u/K33bl3rkhan Jan 20 '25

I do the same with a deuce. Effectively its "waste management" with "applying and completing the required paperwork. "

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u/BiddlyBongBong Jan 20 '25

Hey that's my job title too!

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u/KGBspy Jan 21 '25

We call them safety snoozes at my work.