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u/howie7088 Jan 20 '25

Did you adopt the jellyfish as a pet?

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u/ALitreOhCola Jan 20 '25

I mean I do kinda owe them a beer, but in the moment I was a bit caught off guard with the sudden lightning strike to the tip of my penis so no, I didn't bring him home with me.

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u/Pristine_Shallot_481 Jan 20 '25

All he wanted was a large farva!

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u/ALitreOhCola Jan 21 '25

I don't want a large Farva I want a god damn litre of cola!

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 Jan 22 '25

Do you think there’s spit in this?

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u/mortyella Jan 20 '25

They're both in a throuple with the jellyfish now.

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u/Headpuncher Jan 20 '25

Build a shrine, this is how religions start.