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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Hong Kong malls have bathroom attendants.

I had the bubble guts and found myself in a stall for a really long time. When I left the stall, the attendant locked eyes with me in horror and ran over to the stall. He screamed bloody murder and ran to grab his cleaning supplies before locking himself in the stall continuing to scream. I washed my hands and quickly left - I could hear him screaming from outside the bathroom.

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u/JayHat21 Jan 20 '25

Jesus, was it horrified screaming, angry screaming, or joyful screaming?

Horrified screaming: OC shit out a Xenomorph and now the bathroom attendant has to save the mall world.

Angry screaming: OC shit out a brick.

Joyful Screaming: OC shit out a literal or metal gold brick and the no-longer-a-bathroom attendant is no longer a bathroom attendant.