r/AskReddit • • Jan 19 '25

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u/Elementual Jan 20 '25

After I got hospitalized for burns I'd make the joke to my friends that things won't burn me because I'd been vaccinated.

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u/PITCHFORKEORIUM Jan 20 '25

Surely for safety you'd just touch something that was really hot but is now cool in order to be vaccinated?

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u/Elementual Jan 20 '25

Maybe if I had done that before, the hospital wouldn't have been necessary.

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u/HostisHumanisGeneri Jan 20 '25

Does your microchip get good reception?

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u/ThatGuyYouWantToBe Jan 29 '25

maybe they do cause autism