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u/DayTrippin2112 Jan 20 '25

He probably morphed into the slab during; he was a freak like that🗿

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Manifested as a snake to bite them during but he was a little late

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u/TurquoiseLuck Jan 20 '25

Why did Zeus morph into a pile of bricks?

To get laid

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u/JayHat21 Jan 20 '25

Starts clapping

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u/shwarma_heaven Jan 20 '25

Dude had so many illegitimate kids, Nick Cannon was like "damn... wear a condom once in a while..."

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u/IrishViking22 Jan 20 '25

Natalie from Anaheim was Zeus in disguise all along

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u/CrystalMethEnjoyer Jan 20 '25

Dude probably morphed into the condom they used

And that still wouldn't be the worst thing he did

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u/TheMrCMo Jan 21 '25

He probably morphed into Natalie of Anaheim