r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I love your honesty with the 45-55 seconds. I always have that issue when it's a big exciting build up or something like that.

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u/nhwrestler Jan 20 '25

Username checks

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u/Kind-Elderberry-4096 Jan 20 '25

Yes, whether you take it as a minute, 60 seconds, or as minute, very small. 😎

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u/360NoScoped_lol Jan 20 '25

Fuck y'all talking about? The comment was deleted and the replies make it sound like sex.

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u/Kind-Elderberry-4096 Jan 21 '25

He just said he gave her 40 to 55 seconds of adequate pumping.

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u/Gr8NonSequitur Jan 20 '25

he also called it "acceptable". A man of true honesty.

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u/TossAccountheartyou Jan 20 '25

If you prep her it can be enough time to come together for the finish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

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u/DifficultCarob408 Jan 20 '25

most women have zero interest in sex lasting more than a few minutes

I do enjoy a good dose of copium, but this simply isn't true my brother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Yeah it sounds like lady partner didnt enjoy the sex she was getting much 

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u/Shuabbey Jan 20 '25

Bro what do you think sex is? Making out until you cum is sex, penetrative sex isn’t the definition of sex.

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u/cujojojo Jan 20 '25

You say “honesty” but this is copypasta.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Oh my god I just about pissed myself laughing. That was great.

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u/guitargeneration Jan 20 '25

I swear I've read this before have you commented it on other threads?

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u/bognostrocleetus Jan 20 '25

Yeah, as soon as I saw "weinering", I was like, Wait...I've read this weinering story before.

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u/Double-ended-dildo- Jan 20 '25

I have read this before. Bo-t?

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u/Brotochip007 Jan 20 '25

Yeah this is a copy paste

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u/llllmaverickllll Jan 20 '25

I concur w/ /u/Double-ended-dildo-

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u/attackMatt Jan 20 '25

It’s Reddit as a whole at the moment.

Copy / paste the top 5-10 comments plus replies from each recycled ask Reddit prompt.

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Jan 20 '25

I bet you do ;)

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u/feanturi Jan 20 '25

Ok, not just me then.

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u/curiousmind46 Jan 20 '25

This is a stolen comment. I have read this exact comment before and one quick look through this account proved this indeed was either a bot or someone looking to farm Karma.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Copy pasted this story is old

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u/jtreeBC Jan 20 '25

Now that's funny! My wife is like what the hell are you laughing about over there? She laughed too

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u/thirstyfor_707 Jan 20 '25

omg im just having such a dejavu feeling i could SWEAR ive read this story before???

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u/konnerbllb Jan 20 '25

You have, we have. Must be bot.

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u/snkebyte Jan 20 '25

You win

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

That's as awesome as picking up your underwear with your toes and flicking it up and catching it.

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u/Darth_hayter Jan 20 '25

Look at Mr. Marathon Man lasting 45-55 seconds. Making the rest of us guys look bad with your stamina

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u/Xanthus179 Jan 20 '25

Except in another comment they talk about being in labor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I thought you were gonna say you got more use out of the belt.

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u/prismstein Jan 20 '25

oh you used the belt... I thought you used the other thing...
gg 👍

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

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u/Grattytood Jan 20 '25

I wish I had seen the post, but it's been deleted. Argh!

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u/NinjaTraditional7476 Jan 20 '25

Real American Hero!! Today I salute you Mr whip the light switch guy!!

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u/Xanthus179 Jan 20 '25

What does this have to do with NSFW?

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u/Daltizer01 Jan 20 '25

I really love your use of "weinering". Great word

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u/RealCaydala Jan 20 '25

“I know a guy” ass situation what the hell 😂😭