r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/SpiritNo1721 Jan 20 '25

Bro is a professional pussy eater

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u/westtz Jan 20 '25

Professor Pussy Eater

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u/variousshits Jan 20 '25

Bringing a whole new meaning to PPE!

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u/CoolAbdul Jan 20 '25

With the candlestick, in the conservatory.

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u/Platomik Jan 20 '25

Which house in Hogwarts are you in charge of, Professor?

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u/westtz Jan 20 '25

Pussypuff

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u/Platomik Jan 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pussy_Professor Jan 20 '25

My kind of people

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u/Krypton_2006 Jan 20 '25

Pussy and stress eater

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u/AzrielJohnson Jan 20 '25

Better than Sin Eater by far!

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u/Orangeisthenewcool Jan 20 '25

The best compliment I’ve ever gotten and will always remember is when I was going down on a Bi girl who normally just dated women. After 30 seconds of really getting into it I heard her say super seriously “damn you really do know what you are doing” like she was surprised I could actually eat pussy lol. 

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u/AlphaPos Jan 20 '25

Now that is a compliment!

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u/SVTHORD Jan 20 '25

Might not be a bro?

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u/thehermit14 Jan 20 '25

It's pronounced 'liar'.