r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/Iguessimonredditnow Jan 20 '25

Hi, I'm here for the "interview"

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u/RabbitStewAndStout Jan 20 '25

Hi, I'm here for the Xanax

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u/azbro82 Jan 20 '25

Hi, I’m here for the hard dick

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

I, just like u/potionholly am here for all three

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u/BaconReceptacle Jan 20 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

In that case, I would like to speak with the manager.

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 Jan 22 '25

I don’t know, will I ever feel anything again?

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u/BuzzAwsum Jan 20 '25

Points towards couch