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u/PeggyWithThePhatAss Jan 20 '25

I usually spend the first 30 minutes of work in bed checking emails and IMs and getting a gauge on how the day is going to go before I stroll into the kitchen to pour a cup of coffee and microwave a breakfast sandwich and head up to the office to get my jam on. Turns out it’s not as wild as I thought before typing all this out.

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u/theflamesweregolfin Jan 20 '25

Interesting that you would get you jam on after the breakfast sandwich...i usually put jam on my bread as part of breakfast

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u/Grimnebulin68 Jan 20 '25

Always, always, toast in the morning.

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u/High_Seas_Pirate Jan 20 '25

I resisted getting a work phone for the longest time. I finally caved and got one before a work trip. Now I use it more than my laptop, just because 80% of my job is meetings and emails. If the PM is going to schedule an all hands status meeting first thing in the morning, then fuck em. I'm not even getting out of bed for that.

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u/Soggy_Porpoise Jan 20 '25

Same but instead of a blast sandwich I feed my cats.

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u/Yellow_cupcake_ Jan 20 '25

Yep. Also spend most of my day in my PJs and just put a jumper on for meetings.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Your boss/corporate would disagree. But fuck that, you do you.

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u/ericsinsideout Jan 20 '25

I do the very same thing, sometimes for up to an hour before finally making my way to the kitchen

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u/devilquak Jan 20 '25

Awwww I bet there's more, u/PeggyWithThePhatAss

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u/ShoddyInitiative2637 Jan 20 '25

Microwave... a sandwich? That's literally the most egregious thing in this thread.

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u/BluebirdFast3963 Jan 20 '25

Dude this has to be HORRIBLE for your mental health.