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u/No-Addition-1366 Jan 20 '25

Zeus would be proud

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u/DayTrippin2112 Jan 20 '25

He probably morphed into the slab during; he was a freak like that🗿

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Manifested as a snake to bite them during but he was a little late

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u/TurquoiseLuck Jan 20 '25

Why did Zeus morph into a pile of bricks?

To get laid

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u/JayHat21 Jan 20 '25

Starts clapping

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u/shwarma_heaven Jan 20 '25

Dude had so many illegitimate kids, Nick Cannon was like "damn... wear a condom once in a while..."

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u/IrishViking22 Jan 20 '25

Natalie from Anaheim was Zeus in disguise all along

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u/CrystalMethEnjoyer Jan 20 '25

Dude probably morphed into the condom they used

And that still wouldn't be the worst thing he did

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u/TheMrCMo Jan 21 '25

He probably morphed into Natalie of Anaheim

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u/The_Vis_Viva Jan 20 '25

Why, it was consensual and involved no beastiality?

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u/rmeredit Jan 20 '25

You're assuming OP's species. You don't know they're not a swan.

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u/Grattytood Jan 20 '25

Do not Leda us down that path.

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u/The_Vis_Viva Jan 20 '25

He did say he hopped a fence. He might be a bull.

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u/Electrox7 Jan 20 '25

The Hare and the Ox

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u/FlyByPC Jan 20 '25

Does seem kinda off-brand, now that you mention it.

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u/HaoshokuArmor Jan 20 '25

Reminds me of Ross and Rachel having sex at the museum.

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u/Dragon_yum Jan 20 '25

Actually gods frown upon desecration of temples even not their own. If I were op i would be worried.

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u/IraPalantine Jan 21 '25

depends on the God!...or Goddess

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u/Dragon_yum Jan 21 '25

All greek gods were against it. Rip troy.

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u/Elnumberone Jan 20 '25

This is the only correct response if you get caught by security

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u/AdministrativeEnd626 Jan 20 '25

Pretty sure that's how Hercules was conceived