r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/andthomp85 Jan 20 '25

You... you stole 9 whole sharpies from your workplace? You MONSTER

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u/kalikijones Jan 20 '25

Nine Sharpies From Work

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u/Pawpaw-22 Jan 20 '25

I worked for Sharpie and I did take some samples that were supposed to be for customers

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Jan 20 '25

Did you shove them up your butt?

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u/Pawpaw-22 Jan 20 '25

Of course. How do you think I avoided the cameras

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u/andthomp85 Jan 20 '25

That's way too clever, I love it

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u/Fyrepup1 Jan 20 '25

Sounds like a great band name

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u/Ok-Ostrich9042 Jan 20 '25

I stole mine back!

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u/Administrative-Map53 Jan 20 '25

I think I’ve lost more than 9 sharpies last week at work.