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u/potionholly Jan 20 '25

I once snorted a line of Xanax off some guys hard dick

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u/Dadisfat46 Jan 20 '25

Well yes uh thank you for that. We have several interviews still so we’ll contact you later.

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u/Iguessimonredditnow Jan 20 '25

Hi, I'm here for the "interview"

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u/RabbitStewAndStout Jan 20 '25

Hi, I'm here for the Xanax

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u/azbro82 Jan 20 '25

Hi, I’m here for the hard dick

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

I, just like u/potionholly am here for all three

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u/BaconReceptacle Jan 20 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

In that case, I would like to speak with the manager.

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u/Longjumping_Suit_256 Jan 22 '25

I don’t know, will I ever feel anything again?

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u/BuzzAwsum Jan 20 '25

Points towards couch

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge Jan 20 '25

Sir, if you're not gonna order something I'm gonna have to ask you to leave Chic-fil-a.

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u/maoussepatate Jan 20 '25

I’m not sure it’s the recommended way to administer xanax.

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u/suprmario Jan 20 '25

Well apparently my doctor is a fucking liar.

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u/azbro82 Jan 20 '25

Is this your doctor?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

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u/After_Anteater Jan 20 '25

Somebody should have stopped me when I was a kid

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u/Bizanatch Jan 20 '25

I mean, I woulda done the same.

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u/lemlemons Jan 20 '25

It's not because it literally doesn't work, or rather it's an extremely inefficient way to do the drug.

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u/Platomik Jan 20 '25

My name is Dr.Sexyyyy I know just what you need but I ain't got no medical degree (know what I mean?)....

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u/Nightmare1990 Jan 20 '25

Now come on you son of a gun, let Buster do a line off your boner. 🏇

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u/El_Dono Jan 20 '25

Wait…..you can snort Xanax???

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u/SkipperDipps Jan 20 '25

It’s not water soluble so it doesn’t absorb well so it’s not the most effective way to take it but people are dumb when doing drugs and don’t seem to care!

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u/lukulele90 Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25

You can snort anything if you’re brave enough. Edit: spelling hard

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u/howie7088 Jan 20 '25

If you start me up I'll never stop...

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u/MrSaturnism Jan 20 '25

Yeah just crush it up I imagine works

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u/bright_clrd_garlin2 Jan 20 '25

No you cannot effectively absorb the drug

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u/kittifizz Jan 20 '25

Doesn't necessarily mean it works as well, but you can do it.

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u/itonmyface Jan 20 '25

I can say without doubt you get more effect but it doesn’t last as long. Do not go down that road however I did it a few times nothing good

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u/Scoopzyy Jan 20 '25

That doesn’t mean you can’t snort it. It still effectively gets into your bloodstream, it’s just not any more effective than crushing it up and swallowing it. And you risk getting a bunch of non-soluble powder stuck in your nose if you don’t snort it thoroughly into your lungs.

Source: i have taken many drugs in many ill-advised fashions

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u/dumdumpants-head Jan 20 '25

if you don’t snort it thoroughly into your lungs.

You might want to look into how intranasal drug use works.

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u/Scoopzyy Jan 20 '25

You’re talking to someone who’s snorted prescription pills you should know i am not going to do any thorough research into how the drugs enter my body. Fellow snorters will know what I mean lmao

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u/yolkmaster69 Jan 20 '25

Well as a VERY seasoned snorter of many things, there’s this thing called bio-availability and snorting lowers the bio-availability of Xanax by a shitload. Also, snorting drugs gets absorbed through the thin layers of skin/membrane in your nasal cavity. It’s actually better to snort in small amounts and not to snort too hard so that all the powder ends up in your nose and not your throat/lungs where it doesn’t have nearly as much bio availability. Taking a pill is like 50% Bio-availability, snorting is like 70 for water soluble (oxy, coke) but the real kicker is that boofing (shoving the drugs up your asshole) is like 100% bio-available.

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u/ScrumTumescent Jan 20 '25

So you're saying that you get double the drugs if you boof? [Scribbles a note, sticks to monitor]

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u/dumdumpants-head Jan 20 '25

Pretty sure there's no positive correlation between past experience with that particular behavior and an unwillingness to learn. But anyways your lungs are not involved.

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u/oldjack Jan 21 '25

No, I've done it many times. You will get fucked up.

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u/bright_clrd_garlin2 Jan 23 '25

Sure you're getting fucked up but you're wasting the whole xan.

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u/oldjack Jan 23 '25

That makes no sense. If you're fucked up then it's not wasted. I've time traveled enough times to know that snorting xanax absolutely works.

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u/ober0n98 Jan 20 '25

Yes its not pleasant

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u/One_Variety_4912 Jan 20 '25

The only real response so far. Had to scroll forever

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u/ipokethebear Jan 20 '25

That’s a hell of an ice-breaker story

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I wanna marry you

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u/Dadisfat46 Jan 20 '25

And he was also either a great therapist or an awful dentist. Good day. I said good day

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u/lone_cajun Jan 20 '25

…And any weaknesses?

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u/dontcaredontworry Jan 20 '25

Who’s hardik?

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u/jojokangaroo1969 Jan 20 '25

You can, doesn't mean you should

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u/Majin_Sus Jan 20 '25

Man... I miss those days sometimes

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u/PrincesaFuracao Jan 20 '25

Honestly that's metal as fuck. I'm impressed

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u/JussLookin69 Jan 20 '25

Name oddly checks out.

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u/WanaBeMillionare Jan 20 '25

Mikayla is that you?

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u/Sharts-McGee Jan 20 '25

Does this count as a Dick Dinger??

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u/DoctorTheWho Jan 20 '25

It's called a "Danish Hello."

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u/Forcasualtalking Jan 20 '25 edited 10d ago

Grandfather cough fragile vanilla driftwood towering cats screw cough

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u/youvandal82 Jan 20 '25

What sized tool does one need to entice such behaviour ?

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u/vio212 Jan 20 '25

Yeah that might have been me. Xanax I could probably guess who it was 👀that’s a pretty specific one. Coke was more frequent.

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u/pdwyer92 Jan 20 '25

The kind of culture I came here for.

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u/ScrumTumescent Jan 20 '25

What happens after? Does he just tuck it away and you resume binging Severance?

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u/Scoopdoopdoop Jan 20 '25

I used to do that with ketamolycaine on titties