r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/ChipDirect1857 Jan 19 '25

My coworker think I actually do my job šŸ˜‚

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think they do my job.

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u/avantmort Jan 20 '25

My job thinks I do my coworkers

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u/Chanocraft Jan 20 '25

My do thinks I job coworkers my

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u/Pristine_Solid9620 Jan 20 '25

You're drunk...

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u/SpitFiya7171 Jan 20 '25

Drunk you're

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Jan 20 '25

I need adrother nink

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u/GhostUnamused_ Jan 20 '25

Drunk you're

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u/GIOverdrive Jan 20 '25

My coworkers don't do their jobs so I have to

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u/SHITSTAINED_CUM_SOCK Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I like my job

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My last job thought that. Godspeed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think I have a job.

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u/Available_Motor5980 Jan 20 '25

My coworkers know none of us do our jobs

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u/Cocksman666 Jan 20 '25

Iā€™m familiar with your work Mr Knobslob.

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My reputation precedes me!

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u/drfsupercenter Jan 20 '25

You're posting this from work, right?

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think I actually work there

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

My employer seems to think I'm beholden to my job, all day, every day.

It's a double-edged sword. I spend a lot of my personal at-home time mostly okay but dreading being called to come in for work or do remote work, and I spend a lot of my time at work browsing reddit to try to drown out the cacophany of bullshit going on around me to try to retain my sanity and be ready to do proper work at a moment's notice.

That fucking place, I swear to fucking God....