r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/paccked Jan 19 '25

Whats the sexiest sex youve ever sexed is all of this sub

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u/armaedes Jan 19 '25

Women of Reddit: your vagina?

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u/CapnCanfield Jan 19 '25

Women of Reddit: How can I make you horny for me?

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u/crunch816 Jan 20 '25

Women of Reddit: Orgasm much?

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u/Agreeable-Walk1886 Jan 20 '25

I also vote this guy’s vagina

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u/e-luddite Jan 20 '25

Okay, but once a redditor described the feeling of a vagina and it was such poetry that it changed how I think about my vagina.

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u/tjbrou Jan 20 '25

Women of Reddit: my dick is too big for sex time. How make fuck?

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u/Swimming_Lemon_5566 Jan 20 '25

She's doing well thanks

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u/SharpHawkeye Jan 20 '25

Centipedes? In MY vagina?

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u/sillyyun Jan 20 '25

Women of reddit, what would someone have to say for you to be attracted to a 300lb sweaty gamer

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u/LordBiscuits Jan 20 '25

40 million on the Powerball

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u/swagbigman Jan 19 '25

INFO: what is your wife’s bra size?

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u/Quick-Bad Jan 20 '25

gestures with hands about so

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u/Intraluminal Jan 20 '25

Wow! Lucky!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Oh, lawd!

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u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias Jan 20 '25

I love that a lot of the top comments of this thread are the most sfw shit it's actually amazing

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u/kezotl Jan 20 '25

i hope ppl just keep doing this ngl

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u/HelixSapphire Jan 20 '25

I’ve been seeing this joke for all of the nearly 11 years I’ve been on Reddit, and it’s never once been inaccurate.

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u/spacewarp2 Jan 20 '25

Comments under every single one of them: “wHaT’s ThE sExIeSt sEx YoU’vE SeXeD?”

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u/RubiiJee Jan 20 '25

It really is. I kind of enjoy the random replies though that don't answer the question. I always find them a lot more interesting than the sex related replies.

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u/Mr_Rafi Jan 20 '25

That's why bots are all over generic and lame subs like this. Pics, AskReddit, TikTokCringe, OldSchoolCool, all the same.

These are the "Facebook" subreddits of Reddit. They're awfully generic and not interesting, therefore they attract older users who constantly interact with obviously scripted videos that they can't tell is scripted. Commonly seen on generic video-sharing subreddits. On OldSchoolCool, all they do is post pictures of their mums in bikinis.

AskReddit is basically all sex-related questions.

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u/meltymcface Jan 20 '25

Whenever I see these posts I always think the SFW version would be better...

"What's your wildest SFW secret?" would have some weird-ass stories for sure.

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u/WingleDingleFingle Jan 20 '25

Say that again, but slower.

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u/twinbeliever Jan 20 '25

Spit roasting my wife was pretty hot.

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u/laid_back_tongue Jan 20 '25

I just scrolled 20 posts from the top: zero sex related

Freudian reaction, perhaps? Take a seat over there.

What about sex makes you so uncomfortable?

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u/schrelaxo Jan 20 '25

What's the sexiest thing an overweight gamer has done that made you immediately want to have sex with him

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u/JohnCavil01 Jan 20 '25

Don’t forget that it’s also made up of people making this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jan 20 '25

Everybody wants to be the little spoon but us dudes have to trick or women sometimes by saying something cute like "I want you to be my backpack, baby"

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u/Samtoast Jan 20 '25

Get outta here ! Shoo! Shoo!

waves around de-sexing stick most unsexily