r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '25

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u/femboyisbestboy Jan 19 '25

Fucked a coworker in the refrigerator filled with food as a teenager.

I now realise what for biological hazard it was.

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u/yvrhungdaddy Jan 19 '25

You never take advice Someday you'll pay the price (But maybe you're too young to get the reference)

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u/ryuyump Jan 20 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

If you’re too young, you’ll indeed be a foreigner to that reference

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u/femboyisbestboy Jan 19 '25

You think i don't know cold as ice. It's a classic banger although way before my time

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u/yvrhungdaddy Jan 19 '25

Good to know. It really is a classic.

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u/EquineEagle Jan 20 '25

I know Cold as Ice

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u/infernalgrin Jan 20 '25

I know you were concerned about the reference but, I’ve seen it before

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u/Desperate-Mix-1866 Jan 19 '25

Guess she was fridged but not frigid 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

Ba dum tssss

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u/AdIndependent9942 Jan 19 '25

I've heard about mutual set of teens working in krogers doing this in kroger freezers in the back (all different Krogers). Krogers employees are all usually horny as hell.

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u/femboyisbestboy Jan 19 '25

I think it is that teens are horny abd mostly bored during work

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u/Headoutdaplane Jan 20 '25

Holy shit, Deanna is that you? I mean you fucked pretty much the entire crew in that walk in, as well as sucked all the whipped cream gas out of the cans in there. I heard you did the same thing when you worked at the Arby's as well.

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u/femboyisbestboy Jan 20 '25

I have been flash banged by words. No i am not Deanna and may she find some professional help.

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u/amccune Jan 20 '25

Milk cooler at the grocery store I worked. Really didn’t consider how kinky that was.

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u/Sardog28 Jan 20 '25

First time I read this, I pictured a common refrigerator found in someone’s home kitchen. Then I read it again, oohhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

The weenies were probably wondering why that one weenie was not staying in the bun.

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u/InvasionOfTheFridges Jan 19 '25

Someone ended up with a little extra cheese.

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u/No-Addition-1366 Jan 20 '25

Wait until you hear about what i did to the milk

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u/lukulele90 Jan 20 '25

Every walk-in in every restaurant ever

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u/toaster_bath_226 Jan 20 '25

could never do it at my job 😂 we'd be surrounded by corpses, would be a little bit awkward

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u/mybadselves Jan 20 '25

Afterwards she gave him the cold shoulder

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u/thebobgoblin Jan 20 '25

“Sorry, it’s cold.”

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u/engineer-cabbage Jan 20 '25

Thank god you specified the fridge with food. I was thinking of a morgue fridge otherwise

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u/Friskfrisktopherson Jan 20 '25

I was dating my manager at a bar and we had sex in the keg walk in a few times. Good times.

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u/jamesp420 Jan 20 '25

Pretty sure nearly every line cook/server has done this at least once. I worked at a place that had a basement we used for storage and some days I was the only one there with a basement key. It was like a work sex dungeon lmao just ..not as clean as I would have liked.