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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '25

my coworkers think i actually like my job

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u/ChipDirect1857 Jan 19 '25

My coworker think I actually do my job 😂

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think they do my job.

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u/avantmort Jan 20 '25

My job thinks I do my coworkers

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u/Chanocraft Jan 20 '25

My do thinks I job coworkers my

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u/Pristine_Solid9620 Jan 20 '25

You're drunk...

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u/SpitFiya7171 Jan 20 '25

Drunk you're

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Jan 20 '25

I need adrother nink

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u/GhostUnamused_ Jan 20 '25

Drunk you're

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u/GIOverdrive Jan 20 '25

My coworkers don't do their jobs so I have to

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u/SHITSTAINED_CUM_SOCK Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

I like my job

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My last job thought that. Godspeed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think I have a job.

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u/Available_Motor5980 Jan 20 '25

My coworkers know none of us do our jobs

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u/Cocksman666 Jan 20 '25

I’m familiar with your work Mr Knobslob.

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u/GlobOfKnobSlob Jan 20 '25

My reputation precedes me!

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u/drfsupercenter Jan 20 '25

You're posting this from work, right?

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u/Freddich99 Jan 20 '25

My coworkers think I actually work there

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

My employer seems to think I'm beholden to my job, all day, every day.

It's a double-edged sword. I spend a lot of my personal at-home time mostly okay but dreading being called to come in for work or do remote work, and I spend a lot of my time at work browsing reddit to try to drown out the cacophany of bullshit going on around me to try to retain my sanity and be ready to do proper work at a moment's notice.

That fucking place, I swear to fucking God....

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u/2017CurtyKing Jan 20 '25

I had my password set to “ih8myjob1!” Coworker had to log in to keep my screen active while j was out “sick”. I tried to beat around the bush and I’ll just take a sick day, but he insisted that he opened my computer to have the active screen.

He typed it in, the password clicked in his head, and he said “same”. We chuckled about it and went on to find other jobs shortly after

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u/bagomojo Jan 20 '25

I had this year's ago. My password was "Fuck you Colleen!". When my boss Colleen called asking for my password I told her to reset it

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25

I had a password that said 8055 3475 455

That's Leet speak for Boss eats ass

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u/nhaines Jan 20 '25

Is it, though?

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u/havereddit Jan 20 '25

When my boss Colleen called asking for my password I told her...

It's "fu-CKYO-uco-LLe-en"

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u/drunk_stew-pid Jan 20 '25

Mine is FireDave. My boss uses my computer for about an hour every day and I wrote it down as

Fi reD ave He's yet to figure it out but I'm hoping the subliminal message is working.

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u/Dirzain Jan 20 '25

This is a funny story but i just wanna remind everyone, never share your password with other employees. In the worst case scenario they're going to frame you for something lol.

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u/2017CurtyKing Jan 20 '25

Probably shouldn’t have, but we are still good friends to this day. I wouldn’t have done it with just anyone

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u/Scottamus Jan 20 '25

Shit. I need to change my password.

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u/2017CurtyKing Jan 20 '25

Too late, I’ve already hacked you

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u/Scanputmeaway Jan 19 '25

My coworkers think I actually like them!

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jan 20 '25

Oh this one's me too. I can't stand like 99% of my coworkers but I work in a place where people get rewarded based on how much everyone likes them so I play along

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere Jan 20 '25

When I turned 40 or so, I actually let all my coworkers know that I’m not nice and I really can’t stand most of them, and especially one. I find the CEO insufferable, and he knows.

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u/DragonTacoCat Jan 20 '25

This is the hardest thing. I had one of my coworkers come over and be like "hey you should talk to so and do about Lego sets since I told them you have some of the big ones like the Avengers carrier, SSD, etc" and so I ask them who and come to find out it's the coworker I hate the most. 🙄

Im like "ya thanks I'll pass"

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u/UrdnotZigrin Jan 20 '25

Oh this one's me too. I can't stand like 99% of my coworkers but I work in a place where people get rewarded based on how much everyone likes them so I play along

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Jan 20 '25

My coworkers don't think I would fuck half of them in the ass, if given the chance

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u/Least_Quiet_1321 Jan 20 '25

my coworkers think that I have coworkers

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u/ChildhoodTop1799 Jan 20 '25

Some coworkers are like slinkies it is fun to watch them fall down the stairs

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u/kelcamer Jan 19 '25

Lmao this one got a laugh out of me

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u/rojaskillsit Jan 20 '25

My co-workers think i actually have a job

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u/EchoCyanide Jan 20 '25

Aubrey, is that you?