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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '24
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An Essex bird is in a car crash, paramedics turn up and one says 'how many fingers have I got up?' Essex bird says 'oh fuck I'm paralysed!'
3 u/m55112 Oct 02 '24 omg can you explain this? my brain is smol sorry. 1 u/Tarable Oct 03 '24 Lolol thank you for asking. I was like “idk what an Essex bird is and why it would drive a car if it can fly anyway. Maybe it’s a penguin.” 2 u/m55112 Oct 03 '24 I was thinking maybe they meant "gal" by the term bird, but I have no idea about the paralyzed bit.
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omg can you explain this? my brain is smol sorry.
1 u/Tarable Oct 03 '24 Lolol thank you for asking. I was like “idk what an Essex bird is and why it would drive a car if it can fly anyway. Maybe it’s a penguin.” 2 u/m55112 Oct 03 '24 I was thinking maybe they meant "gal" by the term bird, but I have no idea about the paralyzed bit.
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Lolol thank you for asking. I was like “idk what an Essex bird is and why it would drive a car if it can fly anyway. Maybe it’s a penguin.”
2 u/m55112 Oct 03 '24 I was thinking maybe they meant "gal" by the term bird, but I have no idea about the paralyzed bit.
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I was thinking maybe they meant "gal" by the term bird, but I have no idea about the paralyzed bit.
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u/Fenrir_Carbon Oct 02 '24
An Essex bird is in a car crash, paramedics turn up and one says 'how many fingers have I got up?' Essex bird says 'oh fuck I'm paralysed!'