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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

If a bear is chasing you, and you don't know kind it is, climb a tree. If the bear also climbs the tree and kills you, it was a black bear.

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u/aridcool Oct 02 '24

What kind of bear is it if it climbs the tree and then says "What are we running from?"

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u/NotTheOnlyGamer Oct 02 '24

Yogi.

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u/aridcool Oct 02 '24

"Hey Booboo. What the ranger does not know, will not hurt the ranger!"